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pterodactuality: i changed my mind shocktastic has swayed me with their homestuck pick-up...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:49:40 -0700

i changed my mind

shocktastic has swayed me with their homestuck pick-up lines

they are my new blog crush

(i’m just kidding but i wanted to let you all know that they are hilarious and now we’re friends 5ever and they have no choice in the matter <3)

askdemhomestucks:

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:19:00 -0700

askdemhomestucks:

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:05:22 -0700

askdemhomestucks:

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:01:18 -0700

man it must be nice to have a shower that’s taller than you

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:44:52 -0700

man

it must be nice to have a shower that’s taller than you

rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:41:10 -0700

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:51 -0700

“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”

lovelynobody00: pernillo: sword-meets-rose: lokisprisoner: elegantbutstrange: sleipnir-lokison: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:32 -0700

lovelynobody00:

pernillo:

sword-meets-rose:

lokisprisoner:

elegantbutstrange:

sleipnir-lokison:

tacotheshark:

If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock

AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS

Which means Thor will have written it.

I LOVE TUMBLR.

YES THIS SHIP.

I LIKE IT.

ANOTHER.

STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.

Tumblr Code.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:37:42 -0700

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

emberjay: gaytarosrevenge: no but seriously, fuck microsoft, fuck ea, fuck sony, and to a lesser...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:35:47 -0700

emberjay:

gaytarosrevenge:

no but seriously, fuck microsoft, fuck ea, fuck sony, and to a lesser extent fuck nintendo

i just want fucking video games

no gimmicks

no social media

no FUCKING TELEVISION

just

fucking

VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

WHY DO GAMING COMPANIES NOT GET THIS.

WHY

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:26:42 -0700

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:36 -0700

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:11 -0700

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

noels23: perks-ofbeing-rachel: eldritch-elegy: fuckyeahnerdpr0...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:23:51 -0700

noels23:

perks-ofbeing-rachel:

eldritch-elegy:

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything

He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.

mr. rogers is actually perf

to all the haters

pleatedjeans: This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:22:01 -0700

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

watsonisawallflower: my hand slippped

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:15 -0700

watsonisawallflower:

my hand slippped

monomi045: The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:01 -0700

monomi045:

The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just

and then

billiethepoet: prikle: evanedinger: Wow I never noticed...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:31:44 -0700

billiethepoet:

prikle:

evanedinger:

Wow I never noticed that!

This is how to foreshadow.

No one will ever convince me that Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright aren’t the greatest screenwriters ever.

nudityandnerdery: dianariggslegs: Steve Rogers is not afraid...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:56:03 -0700

nudityandnerdery:

dianariggslegs:

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Steve Rogers is not afraid of strong women.

Stop it with the fic where Steve is terrified of Natasha, or Maria, or Pepper, or guh, Darcy. I guess people think it’s cute, or whatever.

Seriously. Strong women don’t make Steve scared, they make him swoon.

The only thing Steve is afraid of is that strong women won’t like him.

Acting like Steve is afraid of women also ignores one of my favorite moments of the movies, where Steve isn’t sure if Clint can be trusted, but he looks to Natasha and it just takes one nod from her for Steve to be okay with it. He respects people who know what they’re doing, male or female.

metallikato: We Californians be like “Excuse me but your shirt...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:37:25 -0700

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”

“So fucking fetch”