how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
I need feminism because frankly I find it unfair that it’s only socially acceptable for men to rip their shirts off during intense moments
The rest of us want to be intense too, god damnit
how to be gamer:
- play game
- congratulation u r gamer now
- anyone says ur not
- hit them with game device
something i think would be cool to try:
going with a friend to a place where nobody knows us
dressed as completely different people and adopting different personas
just for the day
like alter-ego cosplay
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
so ok i need more homosuck followers and homosucks to follow
so if you’re into hamsteak please reblog this so we can find each other? and so i can follow you all heh thanks uvu
just a reminder:
the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)
the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual
don’t miss ‘em! ♡
WE DID IT GUYS
IT ONLY TOOK 8214 PAGES
BUT JOHN AND DAVE HAVE FINALLY MET
EVERYONE HAS LITERALLY WAITED YEARS. EVEN THE CHARACTERS HAVE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS. JFC.
NO, BUT, GUYS, JOHN KEEPS APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE PLACE
WHAT IF HE DISAPPEARS BEFORE DAVE CAN EVEN TURN AROUND AND SEE HIM
seeing your friends improve at something they’ve been working hard on
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW UPSETTING IT IS THAT DAVE
FUCKING DAVE STRIDER
THINKS HE’S ANNOYED KARKAT VANTAS (HIS BEST FRIEND NOW) SO MUCH THAT HE DOESN’T WANT TO BOTHER HIM WITH A SIMPLE OBSERVATION THROUGH TEXT
dave is still so cripplingly insecure and afraid of being a nuisance after everything he’s done and oh my god if that doesn’t rip your heart out i don’t know what will
DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO